Getting hammered after a near jumping

So I bought new glasses and all . After a week or so i get a call to pick said glasses up. So I did so after picking them up I go back to my friends car and someone randomly accused me of stealing them from someone i showed said person said paper work and proof of ownership. They kept on stating I stole them then they went nuts do had to defend myself . So my solution of this bullshit is smoking nearly 6 grams of pot and drinking maybe a full 1 liter bottle of vodka fucking yee yet my gs