My thoughts on drinking Isopropyl Alcohol

Yeah you read that title correctly.

The average consumer of alcohol and even the heavy alcohol abusers like myself sneer at the idea of drinking Isopropyl Alcohol. And you should. It’s absolutely a terrible time but I would do it again and am about to as I write my first reddit post ever.

-You could be asking why? No I’m not shoenice’s long lost son, I’m a professional alcoholic, I don’t casually drink I drink to win. And truthfully the first time I did it I was so worried about making another hospital visit for DT’s cause I ran out of money to support myself, afraid to have seizures and the nightmares that go with it.

-Does it work? Yeah I would say it works, you just have to have non denatured isopropyl alcohol with no added ingredients for it to be remotely digestible. You get tipsy and then you get drunk. It works. But your body hurts, going down it hurts keeping down, and you are massively dehydrated and get diarrhea (which is normal for heavy heavy drinking but this is worse)

-What does it taste like? Well it’s a bit spicier than my preferred cheap Russian vodka.

-No seriously It has almost a saltiness to it like you were taking shots of seawater, if you think about it at all or linger on it you might as well give up. Also the vapors coming out is 10x harsher then typical liquor.

-closing 2/10 would do again regretfully and painfully

Seek help, don’t be a loser dependant on substance or so burnt out you can’t even enjoy anything without some type of high or down. And if you do, well I’ll sit at the table with you