Okay, getting turnt off rum is so much better than beer

27 years old here just cuz I hate underage post on this s*** basically I’m using voice type and I’m having fun and I normally drink beer and generally by the time that I get turnt I’m like queasy you know what I mean you know like stick to your stomach or like full feeling oh s*** I stubbed my toe but it’s okay so basically this is good this is really good I’m normally a stoner but I’m like 2 weeks clean so I can get a good job trying to go for the 30 days type s*** you know I’m saying but since I can’t smoke weed I’ve gone full-born alcoholic mode and I found a bunch of old alcohol bottles from when me and my girlfriend used to get super turnt and I found a bottle of what I think the first bottle was something I don’t know it was it was blue let me look in the trash okay The first bottle was coconut rum and now I’m on a bottle of Caribbean rum damn near the same s*** except for this and whatever it’s just so f****** good I’m turnt and I don’t feel sick this reminds me when I used to do like 10 shots at the bar that I worked at and we’d be listening to the jukebox comma or i should probably put a period and start a new paragraph I’m basically just casting music to my TV and walking back and forth except for it’s like a dance walk and Jimmy the doggy I’m watching is wagging his tail he’s excited and Jupiter my kitty where you at you in the bathtub cuz that’s your favorite spot oh yeah there you are come climb on my shoulders

Oops that was a long paragraph basically rum is better than beer I’m out