Shocking New Discovery

I know this isn’t “NEW” but just wanted to put the specific combination out there.

Alright ladies and gentledegenerates, I’ve got the new greatest “mixed drink” for the CUTWATER effect. But it is much more cost effective and easier to bring around. First I want you to get mountain dew summer freeze zero sugar, (it might be difficult to get your hands on in some areas, but realistically I think this would work with any zero sugar soda realistically). Drink half of that bitch, or dump it if you want but I personally wouldn’t waste a drop of that shit. Then I want you to get your FAVORITE flavored vodka, the shittier the better. But I personally went in the middle with New Am Lemon.

The color barely changed, and the TASTE barely changed. By the time I was halfway done with the 20oz bottle, I couldn’t taste the liquor. The key is aligning the flavor of the vodka to whatever the flavor of the soda is. Summer Freeze is “Cherry Lemon Raspberry”. But I imagine something like Fanta Orange with Orange Vodka or Cherry Coke/Pepsi with Cherry Vodka (I think that might change the color though) would work just as well.

If you’ve read to the end of the post it is your civic duty to do this at your next friend gathering, night out, or function. Keep in mind you can literally take this shit on a bus and look inconspicuous and nonchalant as FUCK. Be careful and be safe, but not too safe.

-n0talus