Hot take: you don’t like alchohol if you don’t like Everclear

Everclear is about as pure of an alcohol as you may get: at 95% ABV (or 190 proof for my Unitedstatians) it cannot chemically be distilled much further. And yet I see so many “AlCoHoL fAnS” telling newbies to never drink it. Shotgun that motherfucker. Y’all don’t actually like alchohol, you only like the “muh aromas” or herbs n shit in pussy beverages like beer or wine, and the alcohol serves like a little punch, at the barely noticeable concentrations of 5% and 14% (pathetic). Why don’t fucking drink soda at this point, you can’t feel shit. “Oh, look at me witj mu litdle Chauvet Mignon from the Fuck-à-Pantogn region of Fr*nce” Shut up! Everclear is a pure, beautiful, 100% AMERICAN liquid and what real men prefer to drink.

Also, don’t drink Vodka, that shit’s for Commies.