I want to talk about baileys, curdling, and flavour pairings with that hurdle

Cement mixers are drunk on a dare for a reason and I like them

Curdle ain’t bad

Most people dont think so hence the ugly name

Similar to baileys is carolans which doesnt rip you off but the birthday cake is worth a try

Disarono cream is something entirely different

And forty creek makes me a geek

Visit it some time

And bring me

Ever drink it from a shoe?

It’s TRUE

People do that

And we ain’t fat