i’m violently hungover and i want to be hit by a bus now please give me any advice

for context, i went absolutely ham last night. after-prom. it was crazy. first time getting properly drunk before. i’ve been on the verge of intoxication but i’ve never actually hit it, as i’ve always been with my parents. i have like three photos and all of which are of the most random people imaginable. i remember just about all of it. i remember everyone filling up a bowl with the weirdest mix of booze, and my dumbass not only got dared to neck it (which i failed), but the bright idea was to dump it on my head. it was then i said i needed to go home, and two guys were trying to make me sit down and then pushed me into a flimsy little tree. where i stayed for idk how long. i then went out to the main road, and the story goes like this

Step 1: Lie on the grass verge for an hour on call to my mums best friend as i piss all over myself

Step 2: See people in the middle of the road, and decide that’s my cue to walk home, all of this on call where i was telling her how i should just kill myself which is always a conversation starter

Step 3: Only just stumble in the door to a very annoyed older brother who’s constantly trying to parent me

Step 4: Finally get to bed (And a side of vomit)

let me tell you i’ve woken up this morning with a hangover like a bitch. and no, it’s not a headache hangover. my body doesn’t work and i feel like vomiting literally every waking minute. somebody call an exorcist. i’ve had about 10 crackers and am vowing to never touch alcohol ever again. somebody save my soul and give me some good advice. if you got this far, thank you. know while your reading this im slowly dying watching greys anatomy.

tl,dr; i went way too hard last night and have a bitch of a sickness hangover, someone give me advice im dying