30-year-old ex-Mormon here.

I was obviously raised in a cult where Diet Coke and Monster energy drinks didn’t send you to hell, but somehow the coffee bean—if God is real—was basically made by Satan. 😒🙄🫢

Anyway, I need some advice: How long should a 1.75L bottle of vodka last for one person? I obviously don’t want to overdo it, but coming from a religion that treats caffeine like a drug, my judgment is kinda off. Any advice is appreciated!