This sub used to be a speakeasy. Now it’s a frat party hosted by raccoons.

I remember when this sub used to feel like a classy speakeasy dim lighting, jazz in the background, and someone explaining why vermouth doesn’t get enough respect.

Now? It feels like a Red Bull warehouse exploded during spring break.

Every post is either, “Can I mix tequila with Mountain Dew?” or “My grandpa brewed something in the woods and now I can hear colors. Am I okay?”

What happened to the majestic arguments about aged rum vs. bourbon? Now it’s just: “I drank hand sanitizer and kissed a ferret. AMA.”

Y’all, please. I came here to learn about cocktails, not read confessions from people who think Jungle Juice is a personality trait.