I told myself I’d only drink on weekends… apparently “Wednesday” is a pre-weekend now

So when I first started drinking, I made this “responsible adult” rule: only drink on weekends. I was like, “You got this. Be chill. Be mature.

Fast forward to this week I’m sitting on my couch on Wednesday night, glass of wine in hand, telling myself:

Next thing I know, I’m deep in a YouTube hole watching how vodka is made in Siberia and considering becoming a mixologist because “it could be a side hustle.

Long story short: weekday drinking isn’t ideal… but it hits different when you tell yourself it’s almost the weekend.

Anyone else lie to themselves like this or is it just me?