Need advice

Sure, here’s a 100-word version with filler and casual language for flow and length:

So like, I’m super desperate right now and I don’t really have any real way to get access to actual alcohol for a while, which honestly sucks. I’ve heard that mouthwash can kind of work in a pinch, and the one from Dollar Tree doesn’t taste that bad at all. It’s actually pretty easy to swallow, like no chaser needed or anything. Looking at the ingredients, it’s got alcohol, glycerin, sorbitol, Poloxamer 407, cinnamon-type flavor, clove oil, menthol, Zantrate stuff, polysorbate 80, citric acid, sodium saccharin, sodium hydroxide, and dyes like Red 40 and Red 33. Let me know.