Why does the liquor only “SLAP” when I have important shi to do…??

Basically what I’m trying to say which is really annoying, when I have a few days off or vacation and I’m getting drunk it’s usually either a bad drunk/boring drunk/ no euphoria just blurred vision/ passed out too early kinda situation.

But let’s say I have work in 3 hours and can’t be drunk, orrrr I have to get up at 5AM I can’t stay up late then the booze works magic and I’m dancing in bathroom full euphoria like it’s Christmas morning. What the hell!!!