I got a 13oz bottle of Smirnoff green apple vodka. What’s the best way to get drunk?

I hate the taste of alcohol, but love getting drunk. I usually just take shots and then immediately drink some juice or soda to mask the taste, which is why I mostly get cheap liquor. Although it gets me to the destination, the journey usually isn’t that fun and kinda difficult. I don’t like mixing it with other drinks either because it usually ends up being a bad tasting version of that drink. I want to enjoy the process of drinking this time, so I bought an expensive bottle of vodka for the first time but I don’t know how to drink it. I was thinking of pouring the entire bottle into a blender with a pint of strawberry ice cream and turning it into a milkshake, but I feel like that’s just gonna end up being a bad tasting strawberry milkshake. I’m so confused. Any suggestions would be really appreciated! Thanks!