Hangover problems

hello everyone. this is the worst i’ve felt in my entire life. i am not a regular drinker what so ever. i drank saturday night. a lot. the symptoms above is what i’ve been dealing with since sunday morning. all of them are currently active except for the vomiting. i haven’t vomited in a while but i most definitely feel nauseous. i cant go to the hospital im broke and have to pay bills.

the last thing i need to talk about is hydration and food. this part has me veeeerrryyyyy confused. i can never tell if im getting enough water or if im getting too much, since the symptoms of both appear to be the same. and i gotta say, that part has been frustrating me very badly. because how am i supposed to know if im dehydrated or too hydrated if they feel the same? i have drank a ton of water and electrolytes, now im kind of slowing down and not drinking as much. the main point of pain has changed from just straight hardcore nausea, to about a 4/10 on the pain scale and pretty unsettling. theres some other weird stomach pains that come and go. anyways guys. please save me. any advice is appreciated heavily.