I just volunteered for a Guinness chugging contest in Key West. Apparently sub-5 seconds for a pint is a good time and sub-4 seconds is good enough for an encore.

Who knew? Because I sure didn’t. I just went up the first time because he needed a volunteer (and I did it in 3.4 seconds) and I went up the second because, when I was done with the first, he told me he was going to bring me back up. And I did the second in 4.5 seconds.