A call to arms from my fellow boozebags!

As we all know, drinking heavily is really cool. It’s my favourite hobby.

But it comes with a slight downside.

Yesterday, I spent a great deal of time pursuing my hobby. Kind of trying to perfect it.

At some stage, I became correctly convinced that I should withdraw £250 from an ATM and hide it as soon as I got home. It was the only sensible thing to do at the time.

I distinctly remember hiding it but unfortunately, not where.

I can be quite sneaky when pissed as the last 2 hours of fruitless searching demonstrates.

Anyone else out there a total arsehole like me and any suggestions where I might search?

Many thanks my boozey brethren!