Clubtails are fantastic

Maybe I’m late to the party, but for $4.74 I can get drunk from the closest gas station & not hate it. The lime margarita & orange screwdriver (only flavors I’ve dared to try) are not even bad AT ALL if you mix them with a bit of ice in a tall glass.

If you have a small/medium tolerance to alcohol & haven’t tried them I’d highly recommend. They get me where I need to go without feeling gross & sick every time; & that’s what matters for me. Obviously eat/chug some water before you pass out, but yeah