Tell Me How to Drink Tonight Friends :)

I have a couple bottles of vodka, half a bottle of soho lychee liquor, a couple shots of midori, a few cans of cider, and pretty much every mixin fixin you can think of.

I plan on getting plastered and getting smashed in one form or the other so tell me how to get there tonight! Mixes? Shots? Get drunk fast or slow? Be as specific or vague as you please.

Edit: Gonna start with a mix and a shot. Forgot to mention I have jager too! If anyone else sees this feel free to add your thoughts!