I have come to the conclusion that I just do NOT like beer and never will.

I’ve tried light beers, I’ve tried dark beers, I’ve tried fancy beers and athletic beers, all the bottles, cans, and brands. I just do not like beers. Light beer tastes like piss, dark beer tastes like burnt baked beans. Irish, German, American, Canadian. It’s just not good.

Side note: caramel cider is HORRIBLE with burritos. Delicious on its own, but don’t mix. It’s like a desert and mixed with the spice of the burrito just made that delicious cider taste like rotten apple sauce with caramel on tip. Not good.

Raspberry cider is GREAT with sushi tho. They compliment each other even.