What is the most embarrassing thing you’ve done while plastered (very drunk)?

The game “arrogance” had rinsed me at pre’s. I then blacked out heading into town, where I’d apparently been stripping off in the club queue. Was subsequently refused entry and turned away. Left to my own devices to head back, somehow ended up asleep on the side of a bridge, over a large river, where I was found by two Police Officers. They then rang an ambulance, which proceeded to take me to hospital, where I then spent the night attached to a drip.

You?