Drinks that don’t require you to burp?

I know, weird question.

I have no-burp syndrome. As is probably obvious, this means I cannot burp, at least not intentionally. Sometimes I’ll have a spontaneous small burp, but 99% of the time, not possible.

This means that for me, drinking even a small beer is not pleasant. I get super bloated, my stomach feels awful, i get somewhat nauseous, my throat starts gurgling, and eventually it just comes out in farts. Also, that little bit of alcohol combined with my now upset stomach = puking. Not fun.

The real problem is that I just moved to Germany to study. I’m gonna go to a bunch of orientation parties this week for new students, there’s gonna be a lot of beer, and I’m really not gonna be able to drink that much.

So I’m basically just looking for drink suggestions that I can get at almost any venue, are not too expensive, are alcoholic but not too alcoholic (not too far from beer, I’ve barely drunk at all before), and won’t make me look weird when I order it.

Thanks!