What brand of vodka is the best for someone who cannot stand the taste of alcohol?

As much alcohol as I’ve tried I can’t stand the taste. Wine -even the expensive stuff- tastes like vinegar to me and liquor tastes like poison. Vodka tastes like rubbing alcohol smells,and I idk brand that was. Idk if there is a difference for some people similar to the cilantro thing, but even in the sugariest of cocktails I can taste it and its straight nasty. Soju is the closest thing I can stomach but it’s still giving VERY rubbing alcohol

I just want a vodka to mix with coke or juice that tastes the least strong and least like alcohol (or what tastes like acetone to me)

Idc about the price, I just want to be able to have fun and chill without feeling like I’m drinking acetone.